Dawn of Justice: I don't know what I expected

My friend got food poisoning this Wednesday and I wanted to take him to this movie after leaving observation to distract him from any remaining stomach discomfort. This movie had one job: distraction for a couple of hours. Instead, I get distraction for mainly one hour. It was better than Man of Steel, but since I considered Man of Steel a hostage situation, that's not saying much.

There was a teaser for the Batman: Lego movie, which might have been the best part of the whole thing.

The teaser was different than the one above, but this one is still good.

Anyway, SPOILERS beneath the cut.